No Such Thing As Grown Ups
NSTAGU145: Catching sound with Sam

NSTAGU145: Catching sound with Sam

This Week we have a Super special guest Sam Davis! We talk about how microphones work and how microphones are like vaginas. Things that are vagina shaped. Making wishes and magic powers for the holidays. Following women is not romantic. Christmas fights. Watch the Morning Everybody Christmas Special http://tinyurl.com/gwdxdo5 Plus the Ghosts of Xmas Future. #Microphones #stories #Music #Christmas #Art #Secret

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 9:26am -04

NSTAGU144: A Tiger in the Office

NSTAGU144: A Tiger in the Office

This Week we talk about who makes the most money and who is not growing up. President is not a fun job. He's an adult now. Examining life paths. We're all robots dealing with infinity. West World paradox. Netflix worries about you. Getting judged by robots. Dream Machine is now. the Who do we invade next Documentary. A Tiger at the office. #Ukulele #stories #Music #adults #Art

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 12:04am -04

NSTAGU143: Bill and Ted's Excellent Future

NSTAGU143: Bill and Ted's Excellent Future

This Week we talk about Tara's new Ukulele and time travel. Live Dog Snoring. More learning by doing. Music and film making. Storyboards are for cowards. The Asperger's r Us comedy group. Deadly peanut butter pranks. Facebook police Children are terrifying. Chuck Palahniuk Short Stories. Nerds and Bullies and Mark Oakley's Star Drop. Plus Dog Nightmares#Ukulele #Books #Music #Comics #Art

 

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:19am -04

NSTAGU141: Just load it up

141: Just load it up

This Week we talk about loading new skills into your head. Ukulele Skills and plain donuts! The Last self help you'll ever need. Understanding the Pipeline and how everything isn't working. The Job of the artist. Everything bad in America is Tara's Fault. War is just a signature on paper. Does the UN notice? Learning humanity and growing soft-shell chickens. The Lion King on Stage with little whit girls. How to feel emotions. #ThanksTara #Ukelele

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 4:40pm -04

NSTAGU141: Be you're own Fresh Prince

NSTAGU141: Be you're own Fresh Prince

This Week we talk about Secret Ukulele Club, and attempting Travesties. One bathroom? You're Screwed! The lady in the woods... again! Proper wedding Outfits. Batman costumes as formal wear. Having kids and only one bathroom. Fight, Flight or Nap. Not being alone and being understood. People are different and becoming Mona plus so Much More! Drawing contest Facebook.com/MorningEverybody #Ukelele

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 10:52am -04

NSTAGU140: It's done, it's gone, it's over, it's on!

This Week we talk about trying many things versus one great thing. Getting emails from your heroes. Mike Doughty. Living in West World. A secret lady in the woods dealing with hair. Doing whatever you feel like doing and nobody cares. John G. the Greatest Nemesis of all. Listening to FM Berlin. Instagram Fame! Getting your own employees and so Much More! Drawing contest Facebook.com/MorningEverybody #Ukelele

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 9:05pm -04

NSTAGU139: The Loneliest Instrument

NSTAGU139: The Loneliest Instrument

This Week we make up a new song thanks to Sam Davis. Tara gets Whip-lashed! Girls just want to have fun with Yakov Smirnoff. Weird dudes and their weird dad jokes. The Vs of Canadian Geese. The Walk Dead Hamburger face. How many murderers do you know. Sound on the internet! Halloween costumes and Jurassic Park! Future Harry Potter. Human Math and holding your pee. A funny thing about Hell and Heaven.Also... there's and ART CONTEST!

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 11:27am -04

NSTAGU137: Thinking Different with Shawn Smith

NSTAGU137: Thinking Different with Shawn Smith

This Week talk to Shawn Smith about Neurodiversity, AdHD, ADD, working with your own brain and no longer sleep walking through life. Tara Learns Ukulele with Sam Davis! Challenging the system and getting results. Achieving and breathing in troubled waters and craving darkness. Finding your real friends and work groups. Living with Anxiety and hyper awareness. Being an artist. Nerdy Nummies and MORE! Check out the art of Kris Leblanc at krisleblanc.com #Ukulele #Neurodiversity #Anxiety

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 12:43pm -04

 NSTAGU137: Are you Jacking On?

 NSTAGU137: Are you Jacking On?

This Week Tara Finds a Morty and Rick makes him fight. Westworld is groundhog day for robots. Being nice roombas and drones. Doing crack instead on creating Skynet. Falling in love with Siri. The  Oculus Future. Watching  Ghostbusters.

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 9:24pm -04

NSTAGU 136: Spray Leather Entities

NSTAGU 136: Spray Leather Entities

This week we find out what Tara's new job is. Tara tries the Oculus Rift VR. Where do penis pictures come from. The Secret of trying new things and meeting new people. Magic and hope. Wise wisdom and CBC Radio is for grownups but interesting. Anxiety issues and articles. Everybody is mentally exhausted. UYD report. Stressing yourself out from childhood. How to make a halloween costume.

 

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 9:17am -04

NSTAGU135: Are you a cop?

This Week Tara Meets a maniac under a bridge, Are you a Cop!? Sending people pictures of yourself for money. Public picnic tables are also sex-beds. Beatlejuice rules apply to penis, Drugs, and rock and roll. Being awake to consent to sex? Hunting Pedophiles on TV and Chris Hansen. Cavemen and Hot Meat-holes. Dating Students.

 

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 5:30pm -04

NSTAGU 135 The More You Knew

This week we find out why people have fun names. Standing up by sitting down. Everyone doesn't have to be a rapist. We all have the same DNA and racism doesn't make sense. Crazy for America and Luke Skywalker. How not to break the law. Idiocracy hurts. Taken care of by drones. Drone sex and a drone skit.

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 9:07pm -04

NSTAGU 134: Secret Lives of Men!

This week we find out why men never stop harassing women. What's happening in the woods after dark. People getting groped as a way of life. Sexy moms getting cat called by their sons. Men going to caveman levels to touch another person.
Pokemon Hunter Hunters, dropping lures.

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 8:35pm -04

NSTAGU 133: Tragically Harry Potter

This week we Watch the last Tragically Hip Concert in a field. Not Woodstock. Harry Potter Babies and the ministry of magic. Dismantling Slytherin. Not dancing at a concert. Improv sketch fun and take your shirts off. Organized to enjoy something efficiently. Time Travel and Timelines and nelson Mandela!

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 9:45pm -04

NSTAGU 132: Baby Butt Implants

Rise of the age of Apocalypse and Tornados. Moving and dog emotions. Making sad movies and Baby Butt implants. Model school! The importance of ageism. Remembering for fun, Divorce dogs and more!

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 7:55am -04

NSTAGU131: Little Princes And Old Men

This week we talk about not Screaming in public, the little Prince, Batman the killing Joke, Being haunted and building swimming pools with ghosts. Plus a lot more!

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 8:25pm -04

NSTAGU130: How Everything Works. Every Thing.

This week we talk about not bringing back hating, Grocery store wine connoisseurs and Improvised fun. Being yourself versus being your best version of yourself. Planning your life. Hold it in for three dates and demanding dicks on demand. Time warps into the future. Comedy has become news and the News is a joke. The Naked man in the terrifying world and pre-second guessing. Everybody wants to pound you. As you wish princess and how everything works. Bitch! You don't know me! So back up until further notice.

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 8:31am -04

NSTAGU129: Asking for Help from Creeps

This week we talk about not being the government. Getting Satisfaction guaranteed. Canadian tires and getting Matrixy. Socializing in Parking lots like a cool guy. The only place in town. Dusty merchandise at the only timey Zellers. Learning to take it like Woman. Please help me while you're being mean to me. Getting lost in the woods. Going around versus through. Being followed through graveyards. Paying Gym fees to exercise on the street. Being haunted IRL. My cat went to Narnia. Batman V Superman getting good laughs.

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 8:00pm -04

NSTAGU128: New Crises and Opportunities

This week we talk about Moving and landlords. Pokemon Go and where Pokemon has gone. Staying positive when everything is coming up Milhouse. Judging the neighbors. Things that make noises in the night. Perverts and windows and dateline. Dealing with creative minds and ideas. Pop rocks and how nostalgia works. Everything is On-Demand but you don't need to be demanding. Sleeping away the Danger

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 6:40am -04

NSTAGU127: Threatening people properly

This week we talk about knowing your audience during a scam. Pissing on Corn flakes and using the RCMP as a weapon. Licenses to kill. Faking it right and staying out of jail. Plenty of Catfish and stalkers. Messaging etiquette for dating. patrolling for women like a creep.

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 5:21pm -04

This week we talk about with Getting drunk and older than fuck. What's going on in the future. Getting some dating moves. Is playing scrabble a dating move? Getting business done with the assholes of the world. Cougar hunting on the internet. Women are taking back the world. No more dicks on the bus and all the things your dick could be. Time Travel thoughts. How to propose a grant and get your film funded. Rage Art and more!

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 10:43pm -04

This week we talk about with Cindy Lauper about her new books encouraging Boys and Girls to have fun. Pitching  new Jem Sequel with boys. Talking out of the side of your mouth. Paying your bills. Little Baby voices. Contracts. Writing Books on the go. Girls just want to have fun. How to do voices and impersonations. Getting a job fresh out of school and MORE!!

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 9:33pm -04

This week we talk about Collecting points and gong crazy. All the stuff and filling your points hole. Lego Boner for Lego city and figures. The Once a Day Rule with John Geezus. Father's day funerals and graveyards. Joining cults and youth-groups. Fucking the rules and massaging them in every hole. Life-style for sale. Own your own Doug Shabatze! Short film process and progress. Shelby is stupid at 400 percent. Phil's not going to take care of me! Revisions for life. Dogs of divorce. and MORE!!

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 9:57pm -04

This week we talk about creating the perfect hammock life, Breaking up forever and Online dating! The crazy do's and don'ts of being a real respectable person in the world. Stop being stupid and be awesome instead. Learning to online Date. Being alone forever versus not. Also meeting people in the real world.... and MORE!!

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 10:06pm -04

This week we talk about The American Dream, Dollar Store Affordability and Hell Comes to Frog Town. What is it like to make art?... and MORE!!

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 9:08pm -04

This week we talk how Tara gets a commercial made. How many penises are involved in animating a cartoon. What it's like to be an artist and how to make art. What is art?... and MORE!!

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 10:28pm -04

NSTAGU120: Secret Words and Killing Art Babies

This week we talk about Looking inside your own head and asking for help. Becoming a cartoon character. A New Super-fan stalker that's stealing my face. Remembering and being happy instead of angry. Love is hard and so is story telling. Movies are all Highs and life can be too. Plus Lows, fruit snacks, Shelbys, Marie Pierre and lawnmower men.
As well as More about Shawn Smith... and MORE!!

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 3:29pm -04

Thinking differently and learning to go with it. Plus some brain science about Neuro diversity from Tara and Shaun Smith! Ian Rand and Taking care of yourself. Also Adventures about reading with dyslexia The crash test dummies, improv, Artistic ambitions and MORE!!

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 3:54pm -04

How to get out of bed in a world where some people think Trump is a Good person? Special Guest Susan Dayward! Improv Fun. Hot to relation ship and how to break up. How to do exactly what you want to do. Finding a Man at any cost. Being taken care of by a rich spouse. Men are the worst, keep them in private

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 8:10pm -04

Still Broken-up and never getting back together, which means time for TATTOOS and PRISON! Plus Improv Fun! And more... so much more.

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 10:12am -04

Tara talks to herself in a sound booth! Then practices voices! Ms. Johansen and Saddam Return from the past. Echoes can be fun and educational. The Lion King Live Living room show! Eating Plankton and making commercials. Double Improv Fun! Tara's short film and animation secrets.

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 10:41am -04

In the future your modem will be installed in your butt! Making a show 4 days a week and other impossible missions. Secrets of The art world. Poor people hiring poor artists and many more fun stories and outrages.

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 7:35pm -04

NSTAGU 114: Don Pinsent and Your Face

Our First special video guest is Professional Caricature artist, animator and Nice guy Don Pinsent! He tells us that we all have great faces and teaches us to love our noses! Plus we talk about the secrets of the animation and there's a dog!

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 7:59pm -04

Words with friends has become tinder. Everything has become Tinder! Learn how you can use everything to stalk people and organize violence! How to get a permit for your vagina puppet or your vagina. Other lady parts and politics. Secret rules to life that no one will tell you but expect you to follow. The truth?... it's over here Mulder!

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 12:15pm -04

NSTAGU112: I'll tell you where the answer is

Back alley Therapy and free photocopies! How to make decisions and read! Anxiety and dancing! Getting a job like Michael Keaton. Taking a trip to London to get dumped. Hanging out in an airport. happy time bro sleepover. Let's play games! Making YouTube for fun. Inner voices and becoming separate people. Gillian are you listening? Mirco, we have bad news.

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 7:50pm -04

This week: Secrets of Mobile game development! Professional User Testers finding Gems in the shit pile. Dragon Fighters Dungeon Wars, First review! Valentines. Touching but not touching, like a squirrel. Identity theft. Online dating with your mom. Child Geniuses and panic attacks. Becoming the greatest with the Whiplash method. Family Ties back to the future. Computers in the 80s or 90s. Indoor hobos of Canada. Gwen's Facebook.

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 8:07pm -04

This Week we: Have the time of your life with Patrick Swayze. get approached by Old Swingers or regular old people? Bacon vs. all other breakfast food. French fries with a side of bacon. What did you eat? Everybody is touching the vegetables out of season. Memorizing all the numbers by accident. What all the kids are saying! How to eat kale on youtube. Sad Pizza. Twitch videos and let's play! Crying and Playing videogames. Getting pizza in a snow storm. Getting kicked out of Reddit.

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 9:40pm -04

NSTAGU109: Living a Clenched fist life

What is a marriage, magic rings, My wife!, Not. The X-Files comes back to the future. Hanging out and playing video games all day. How to break up and be fun! The benefits of women. Teamwork and legal obligations. Fighting with phone companies and Star Wars. Rings are for wonder twins. X files X files X Files!!! Why doesn't Star Wars pay my phone bill!?! Homeless versus refugees! Making your own movie with a professional composer!

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 6:32pm -04

A Show that's hand wrapped by tiny hands! How to be a real live producer. The Grinder and Fred Savage the Famous Child Star Director! Rob Lowe? Happy Shows and Sad shows. Adjusting to life and cultural conditioning. ipad Pro just needs a keyboard. Key to happiness. Who gives a fuck? Floating down the river. How are you taking care of everyone? Everything is glitter and sparkles! How to break up with somebody.

 

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 7:15am -04

It's Ok to feel sad and cry. Computer rage makes you angry and sad. Tomorrows. The best place to cry and other cries for help. Getting motivated from tears. Getting bumped from therapy. Rules of being sad. Becoming a producer. Completing projects and how to get a good night's sleep. Star Wars and other Jedi Mind tricks. Dealing with Change. You're killing me Adele! Where is your best place to cry? Luke Skywalker's Beard.

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Category:Society & Culture, Comedy -- posted at: 8:30pm -04